#MY FAVORITE BASTARD

[kori-yokai]

I don’t like the previous arts! I’m trying my best to get out of myself what I like in the end, I tried to draw on the new variants P03 because he’s my favorite bastard! I love drawing his metal tits

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Listen, I could fix him... In the way you'd neuter a dog

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Drac's words, not mine

they hate me for finding romance in the violent & violence in the romantic. also for the killing

[kori-yokai]

I also drew a new drawing from me with this charming bastard and agreed with P03 so that he would congratulate you, young ladies, on March 8th

sorry my bad english

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Inspired by @bluecatwriter I felt like I needed to make my own version of this, fully outing myself as a self-projecting writer

Ways I am like (my) Drac and Johnny

D:

Wears all black

Lives with roommates

Hates rejection

"Just wants to be loved"™

Thinks vampires are the coolest shit ever

Bats are so awesome and misunderstood!!

Nightowl

Stupid puns and inappropriate jokes

Likes pretty men

Multilingualism

J:

Blonde haired, blue eyed

Daddy issues

All the cocsa/sa/ca trauma 😗

Depresso

"just wants to be loved" but fr this time

Books

Bruises

Insomnia

Tormented by sexy vampires

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

*insert a blood-soaked Drac here*

he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Gnawing at my cage

[themistdragon]

I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING

IT WASN'T A VISUAL GAG OF MAKING HIM LOOK TALLER TO ALLUDE TO HIS SENSE OF SUPERIORITY OVER XAIDA

IT WAS FORESHADOWING

FUCK

[burgersdayoff]

uhhhh what if like. the moon haunted you. or something

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

if i were a kink artist i'd definitely draw him with nipple piercings

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

[higgsbison]

my new years resolution was to occasionally write fun things for fun

[peace-hunter]

For the haunted au:

We already know they all hate Megatron and no one can understand what Optimus sees in him so they just assume Optimus has terrible taste in mechs and try to push him towards other bots to date instead.

Megatronus: what about that Femme Elita? She is strong, loyal, and has a good helm on her shoulders.

Optimus: what? What are you guys talking about now?

Solus: what about that doctor? Ratchet? He would be a great choice considering how reckless Optimus is.

Optimus: seriously what are you guys talking about!?

they have Opinions™ about it yes. Optimus is absolutely mortified about it and would like to never speak of the topic ever again thank you and good night.

he also cannot believe bee would betray him like that. this is the second time he's been murdered by friendly fire OTL

haunted au

bonus:

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

Let him be fun, even if he is pure evil. For the love of god, give him one intruiging quality, that's all I ask for. Charm, humor, snark, intelligence. Please.

you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

[lineffability]

sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

No straight man licks a blade like this

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual